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Jarvis Clarifies Marketing-Speak

Maybe it's just early in the morning and maybe I'm just a little punchy, but I laughed so unexpectedly hard from this post that I nearly shot coffee out my nose. Thanks, Jeff.

Euphemism du jour

: Just heard a commercial for Zelnorm promising that it "helps coordinate movement in your GI tract." In short: It helps you take a dump. It's your dump coordinator. Whoever came up with that phrase deserves the high salary.

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Better than shooting coffee out of your GI tract....

June 9, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterDavid Parmet

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